Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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My dreams have come true… I am on the road to becoming a kpop star. Step aside Sistar. Though I may have learned your dance today, I will soon be overshadowing you hehehehehehe Give it to me!
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
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